why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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