why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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