just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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