Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Do vagina's smell?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Randomize
