omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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