So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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