So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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