Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
nutella sex= disaster
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
