Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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