Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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