Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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