And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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