and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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