She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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