where am i from again
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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