ya dads aren't the best wingmen
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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