i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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