So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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