Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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