i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
These tits shall not be calmed
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
