there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I love you.
Bad choice
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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