Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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