Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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