and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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