Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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