Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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