No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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