I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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