Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize