I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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