Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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