Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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