Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It's shark week go big or go home
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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