therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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