I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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