i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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