But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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