# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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