So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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