Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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