I hope mine doesn't look like that
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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