So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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