i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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