3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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