i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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