Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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