Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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