problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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