how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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