He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Two words: blizzard sex
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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