Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
