So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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