Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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