Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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